Christmas Drabbles!

[silverwolfcc]

OPTIONS! Pick (at least) two character(s); highly suggested is one of yours & mine, but others are acceptable too, including just one character if you'd like!
My characters are Marco & Smoker of One Piece
Fujiko of Lupin III
But any Whitebeard pirates can be done, almost all marines, or One Piece gen, ditto Lupin III, and crack for almost all fandoms, but if I don't know the fandom, it'll be based on your RP character.

Then you may pick a genre of the following (optional):
Fantasy/Fairy Tale
Crack
Adventure
Crime/Mystery/Drama
Alternate Universe
Comedy! (Might be crack-like)
Fluff!
Angst/Horror/Dark

Then a prompt. It can be anything from a random behind the scenes moment, to random headcanon, or you can just use the random word generator to get a random word and use that!

Drabbles will be anywhere between 3 sentences and a couple hundred words, I'll generally be aiming at not going overboard because ahahaha >> I do that. MERRY CHRISTMAS!! / HAPPY HANNUKAH / HAPPY NEW YEAR / ENJOY ALL THE HOLIDAYS EVER AND SUCH :D

Comments

Smoker's but it feels like it needs sequels XD

[smokinghunter]

"Robin, Robin, come in already, will ya? I'm dying over here!" a gruff voice came over on the den den mushi.

Robin stared at the den den mushi. It had its mouth open as though smoke was pouring out, or like cigars were jammed in there, mimicking the person on the other end. Only one person was that annoying, but why the hell would he be calling her? Clearly it was a trap, he just wanted them to talk to him so he could track them down. No such luck, Smoker.

Straw Hat bounded over to the phone and picked up the end Robin had just left hanging. She'd been about to hang up on him before Luffy interrupted. "What do ya want Smokey?" Luffy cheerfully asked.

"Captain?" Smoker sounded surprised. Heck, at that, everyone looked surprised. Since when did the White Hunter call Luffy anything other than "Straw Hat?" And usually while roaring and chasing him down at that.

"Smokey?" Luffy was definitely confused. In spite of herself, Robin was getting a little curious.

The den den mushi heaved a sigh of relief, "I was going to report to Robin, but this is fine. I successefully infiltrated the marine ship, but I need out of here asap. These marines are nuts."

Everyone on the Thousand Sunny shared a long look. Robin stole the call, "What are you saying?"

"Woman, it's about time you picked this back up!" he growled, irritably as ever. "This was all your idea, so fix it. I'm stealing the bike and getting the hell out of here. If you want them investigated so badly, next time you do it. If I have to grit my teeth and tolerate that glasses swordswoman one more time..."

"OI BASTARD!" Sanji grabbed the reciever to yell at Smoker, "BE NICE TO TASHIGI-CHAN!"

"Yeah whatever curly-brow, save it for when I'm home," then den den mushi and presumably Smoker did an eyeroll.

Another look was shared among the Straw Hat pirates. "And where's home?" Robin asked calmly.

There was a loud smacking sound and Smoker apparently fumbled for a bit to restore his cigars. "On deck with you idiots. I'll be there in a bit, unless you want to speed this up and actually help. I'll send you a seagull. Don't call back or they'll catch on, bye!"

Silence fell over the Thousand Sunny.

"Well that was weird," Franky spoke for all of them.

"Think it's a trap?" Usopp tried to inch somewhere safe to hide.

Robin frowned, "I'm not sure," she admitted honestly. "Perhaps he wound up eating some pirate friendship pie after all."

"You think he can even find us? It's not like he hasn't tried several times before," Zoro pointed out.

"He certainly seems to think he can. What do you want to do, Captain?" she turned a pointed blue-eyed gaze to Luffy.

Luffy mused it over, "Smokey really thinks I'm his captain?" He slowly split into a giant grin and burst out laughing, "That is too funny!" Chopper laughed a little nervously with him, but not all the Straw Hats found it quite so amusing.

"If we leave him on his own, it's likely he'll drown or another pirate will pick him up," Robin pointed out the obvious, well aware that it probably hadn't occurred or factored into the others' judgements yet.

"Good," Sanji lit up a cigarette, "One less marine bastard to worry about."

Luffy shook his head. "Let's pick him up. I bet he'll lead us on a really fun adventure for a week!"

Sanji facepalmed, "Yeah, right up until he remembers he's supposed to be arresting us at the end."

"We've always managed to escape before," Zoro pointed out.

"Robin can be in charge of him," Luffy decided.

The archaeologist's blue eyes widened in a little alarm, "Why me?"

Luffy gave a monkey-like shrug, "He seems to like you! And he thinks you're a team so you'd be the best at dealing with him."

"I really don't like marines..." Robin tried to explain the difficulties with such an order.

"Oi Luffy," Sanji frowned at her distress, "Let me do it, I can handle him by controlling what he eats."

"You'll be fine!" beamed Luffy confidently as he clapped Robin on a shoulder.

Robin hesitated, but eventually gave in under the weight of that, "I suppose I can always poison his cigars if it gets too bad." Take a page out of Crocodile's book? Low, but effective.

"That's the spirit!" Luffy cheered, "Now let's go pick up Smokey!"

Mwahahahaaa!!!!

[thetruehistorian]

Yes. Good.

Want me to write the next part?

Re: Mwahahahaaa!!!!

[fierybluebird]

LOL yes. We can round robin it ;)