There's a Bomb Review
Oct. 25th, 2026 07:18 pmWhile I wait for StoryGraph to add it.
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/theres-a-bomb-k-d-koppos/1150886881?ean=9798182514347
An absolute love letter to Kurt Vonnegut, K.D. Koppos absolutely nails the dark humor, and biting criticicism that comes from living in and loving a declining America. Upstate New York has a habit of stealing names from the rest of the world and then purposely mispronouncing them so it's "different." Guernica, (pronounced Goon-ee-kay so as not to be confused for Spain) is a decaying upstate New York town with nothing to do, but go fishing and look at the colorful autumn maples leaves -- and the town monument that is apparently an Atomic bomb. Who put it there and why, no one knows, or cares. It's America, these kinds of things happen.
Elaine lives in this sleepy suburb with her parents, a fake Italian (I see you Iron Eyes Cody reference! Love it) and a fake cowgirl, who don't rake their lawn, so that the wooly bear caterpillars have somewhere to hibernate through winter. Adam (Adam Chekov, yes a reference to Chekov's gun - LOVE IT) has a date with a real girl in person instead of online where they've been friends for years, and is bemused by all the many many weird quirks of Guernica (again: pronounced Goon-ee-kay) like special parking and road lines that make no sense on account a former mayor's desperate attempts to differentiate the boring town from the rest of New York.
The fascist dick-looking parking cop makes it his solemn duty to clean up the town, fine parking tickets (even though they're utterly incomprehensible even to its native residents! Native as in born and always lived there, not just the fake-Italian) and stop hooligans from defacing their beloved bomb monument. The Mayor and his one staff member: a sadistic secretary who clearly likes her job for the opportunities to watch the Mayor who never wanted to be Mayor, just got voted to do the job when he went to the bathroom and no one else wanted to, don't get along with their policeman either, on account of his dickish insistences and ironically he's the only person who doesn't vote for Bill Whatshisname to be mayor.
The book blue-balls you with instead of "will they or won't they" with Elaine and Adam's relationship, a question of whetherChekov's the bomb is real and going to go off at any second. Using this, Koppos expounds, in the fashion of Vonnegut, on Americana, history, alarming facts about broken arrow incidents, and the ubiquitous Stewart's Steven's gas stations which even towns with nothing for production or entertainment or commerce, still manage to have at least one, without fail. Guernica's (again, pronounced silly) is run by Al who loves making bomb puns, and is the happiest man in the world for having set his dreams and ambitions on running a Steven's gas station and achieving it.
The way the "biddies:" a knitting circle group that meets OUT of town in the nearest diner hush whenever the diner owner comes by cracked me up so hard, and lives rent free in my head whenever I mute the news when my family comes in the room. The economic commentary near the end could have an entire book all onto itself, and I would eat that up like a feast better than the diner's, but genuinely the relationships between the characters, their partners, their family, and the community is the best part, and I hope that was Koppos' intention all along.
This is a book about a bomb, love, romance, politics, America, mnaufacturing, culture, emotions, fear, pressure, life, and if I was an English teacher in the US I'd make this required reading in High school. Best reccommended to Kurt Vonnegut fans: particularly Slaughter-House 5, Jailbird, and Cat's Cradle, Anton Chekov fans, anyone who loves upstate New York in autumn, or even if just slightly curious about average American small-town life. Every single character is authentic, loveable, and just doing their best the best they know how, and Koppos holds no punches, understanding that most importantly above all else, life isn't just confusing, it's hilarious.
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/theres-a-bomb-k-d-koppos/1150886881?ean=9798182514347
An absolute love letter to Kurt Vonnegut, K.D. Koppos absolutely nails the dark humor, and biting criticicism that comes from living in and loving a declining America. Upstate New York has a habit of stealing names from the rest of the world and then purposely mispronouncing them so it's "different." Guernica, (pronounced Goon-ee-kay so as not to be confused for Spain) is a decaying upstate New York town with nothing to do, but go fishing and look at the colorful autumn maples leaves -- and the town monument that is apparently an Atomic bomb. Who put it there and why, no one knows, or cares. It's America, these kinds of things happen.
Elaine lives in this sleepy suburb with her parents, a fake Italian (I see you Iron Eyes Cody reference! Love it) and a fake cowgirl, who don't rake their lawn, so that the wooly bear caterpillars have somewhere to hibernate through winter. Adam (Adam Chekov, yes a reference to Chekov's gun - LOVE IT) has a date with a real girl in person instead of online where they've been friends for years, and is bemused by all the many many weird quirks of Guernica (again: pronounced Goon-ee-kay) like special parking and road lines that make no sense on account a former mayor's desperate attempts to differentiate the boring town from the rest of New York.
The fascist dick-looking parking cop makes it his solemn duty to clean up the town, fine parking tickets (even though they're utterly incomprehensible even to its native residents! Native as in born and always lived there, not just the fake-Italian) and stop hooligans from defacing their beloved bomb monument. The Mayor and his one staff member: a sadistic secretary who clearly likes her job for the opportunities to watch the Mayor who never wanted to be Mayor, just got voted to do the job when he went to the bathroom and no one else wanted to, don't get along with their policeman either, on account of his dickish insistences and ironically he's the only person who doesn't vote for Bill Whatshisname to be mayor.
The book blue-balls you with instead of "will they or won't they" with Elaine and Adam's relationship, a question of whether
The way the "biddies:" a knitting circle group that meets OUT of town in the nearest diner hush whenever the diner owner comes by cracked me up so hard, and lives rent free in my head whenever I mute the news when my family comes in the room. The economic commentary near the end could have an entire book all onto itself, and I would eat that up like a feast better than the diner's, but genuinely the relationships between the characters, their partners, their family, and the community is the best part, and I hope that was Koppos' intention all along.
This is a book about a bomb, love, romance, politics, America, mnaufacturing, culture, emotions, fear, pressure, life, and if I was an English teacher in the US I'd make this required reading in High school. Best reccommended to Kurt Vonnegut fans: particularly Slaughter-House 5, Jailbird, and Cat's Cradle, Anton Chekov fans, anyone who loves upstate New York in autumn, or even if just slightly curious about average American small-town life. Every single character is authentic, loveable, and just doing their best the best they know how, and Koppos holds no punches, understanding that most importantly above all else, life isn't just confusing, it's hilarious.




