Zoro looked up from sharpening his swords. "You're a half-naked cowboy," he rolled his eyes. "Where's your eyepatch?"
"Don't need one," Ace grinned, and struck a pose.
Zoro went back to focusing on his swords, "Do pirates not wear shirts either?"
Ace frowned and gave a small pout, "I needed to show off my tattoos."
"Gang tattoos aren't pirate tattoos," Zoro rolled his eyes again.
Ace huffed, "No one will know the difference."
"Then why bother? Won't you get cold?" Zoro used his whetstone to sharpen the katana.
Ace sneaked up behind the swordsman and purred in the ear with the earrings, "Then you'll have to warm me up." He paused and glanced at the swords. "And what about you? I don't think samurai had three swords."
"I'm not going for historical accuracy," Zoro grunted, "At least I didn't confuse a cowboy hat for a pirate hat."
"It's stylish! I like it!" Ace huffed and flicked the earrings with his tongue to set them jingling.
"It's ridiculous," Zoro grunted again, leaning back against Ace in spite of himself. "Where'd you even get it?"
"Costume shop," Ace answered and put it on Zoro's head, slipping his arms around Zoro's waist. "You're just mad that it makes you look extra citrus-y."
"Figures--" Zoro's complaint was cut off by a kiss and Ace swapped the hats for a black Zorro one instead.
"I don't know Zoro, a three-sword wielding bandito? Sounds kinda silly."
A snort, "If people can buy you as a topless pirate with shorts in October, anything is possible."
Prompt: Ace/Zoro AU Halloween
Zoro looked up from sharpening his swords. "You're a half-naked cowboy," he rolled his eyes. "Where's your eyepatch?"
"Don't need one," Ace grinned, and struck a pose.
Zoro went back to focusing on his swords, "Do pirates not wear shirts either?"
Ace frowned and gave a small pout, "I needed to show off my tattoos."
"Gang tattoos aren't pirate tattoos," Zoro rolled his eyes again.
Ace huffed, "No one will know the difference."
"Then why bother? Won't you get cold?" Zoro used his whetstone to sharpen the katana.
Ace sneaked up behind the swordsman and purred in the ear with the earrings, "Then you'll have to warm me up." He paused and glanced at the swords. "And what about you? I don't think samurai had three swords."
"I'm not going for historical accuracy," Zoro grunted, "At least I didn't confuse a cowboy hat for a pirate hat."
"It's stylish! I like it!" Ace huffed and flicked the earrings with his tongue to set them jingling.
"It's ridiculous," Zoro grunted again, leaning back against Ace in spite of himself. "Where'd you even get it?"
"Costume shop," Ace answered and put it on Zoro's head, slipping his arms around Zoro's waist. "You're just mad that it makes you look extra citrus-y."
"Figures--" Zoro's complaint was cut off by a kiss and Ace swapped the hats for a black Zorro one instead.
"I don't know Zoro, a three-sword wielding bandito? Sounds kinda silly."
A snort, "If people can buy you as a topless pirate with shorts in October, anything is possible."