Favorite Female Character Meme X4

1.　Who is your favourite female character?
Fujiko (Lupin III)
Nico Robin (One Piece)
Tatsuki (Bleach)
Little Tiger (my book)

2.　What made you love that character?
Fujiko -- Boobs, theif, gutsy, confident, and does what she wants/needs to
Nico Robin -- Smart, quietly confident, loves to read.
Tatsuki -- violent, passionate, extremely loyal
Little Tiger -- confident, passionate, thinks a lot

3.　What color fits her image?
Fujiko -- black and orange
Nico Robin -- Black and purple
Tatsuki -- Orange and green
Little Tiger -- Red

4.　What fruit is she like?
Fujiko -- Kiwi
Nico Robin -- blackberry
Tatsuki -- Orange
Little Tiger -- green apple

5.　What style of clothing would she wear?
Fujiko -- black skin tight cat burglar suits.
Nico Robin -- corset
Tatsuki -- karate uniform
Little Tiger -- Cloak, leather belts (a lot of them) and ownage boots

6.　What would she shout in a moment of triumph?
Fujiko -- The treasure is mine!
Nico Robin -- I did it
Tatsuki -- HIYA!
Little Tiger -- I guess that's it then.

7.　What is she is bad at?
Fujiko -- Being generous
Nico Robin -- Cover ops (say what you will but she is definitely not good at it)
Tatsuki -- Admitting her true feelings to others
Little Tiger -- Shaking off feelings of guilt

8.　Where would she most like to go on a trip?
Fujiko -- I'd say Dubai but she'd be arrested and killed in a second just for clothes hahahaha ... actually she'd probably still go there.
Nico Robin -- The library of Alexandria
Tatsuki -- Kendo, Judo, and Tae Kwan Do Olympics
Little Tiger -- 7 Gemstone Islands

9.　What would she like somebody to cook for her?
Fujiko -- Double Truffle Hamburger (which has foie gras, caviar, and truffles) and REALLY expensive coffee
Nico Robin -- Coffee, coffee-cake, and fruit cup (okay so I'm only listing things we've seen Sanji make for her but it seems applicable)
Tatsuki -- Soba noodles
Little Tiger -- Venison even if she wouldn't want to admit it. Also rabbit soup if Bridgette and/or Billium are cooking it. (Venison from Zach though)

10.　What would she cook for herself?
Fujiko -- beef ramen
Nico Robin -- Coffee
Tatsuki -- rice and teriyaki
Little Tiger -- Vegetable soup (and it'd taste odd because she'd put weird stuff that isn't good in there. Like fruit)

11.　What song best suits her?
Fujiko -- Nobody Does It Better (James Bond) or Stiletto (Billy Joel)
Nico Robin -- My Real Life (sung by Robin)
Tatsuki -- November Rain (Guns 'n' Roses)
Little Tiger -- Across the Stars (John Williams) and Moondance (Van Morrison)

12. What season is she most like?
Fujiko -- Fall
Nico Robin -- Fall
Tatsuki -- Summer
Little Tiger -- Fall

13.　What is her favourite thing to drink?
Fujiko -- Wine
Nico Robin -- Coffee
Tatsuki -- Tea
Little Tiger -- Water

14.　What is her favourite thing to eat?
Fujiko -- chicken?
Nico Robin -- coffee cake?
Tatsuki -- ....ramen????
Little Tiger -- Coconut

15.　What flower suits her?
Fujiko -- Iris
Nico Robin -- Crocus
Tatsuki -- Amaryllis
Little Tiger -- Tiger Lily

16.　What shampoo does she use?
Fujiko -- Chanel Honey and Hibiscus
Nico Robin -- Something she and Nami probably get Usopp to make for them
Tatsuki -- Kanebo peach
Little Tiger -- a strawbery/kiwi/coconut concoction

17.　What kind of commercial would she be in?
Fujiko -- Perfume
Nico Robin -- College
Tatsuki -- Karate dojo
Little Tiger -- Travel agency

18.　What kind of drama would she be in and what role would she play?
Fujiko -- Soap Opera as a combination evil heartless villain/witch, femme fatale, and two-faced bitch
Nico Robin -- Documentary/journalist remake on the underground evils of slavery/prisons/torture perpetrated by governments. Poor Robin *cries*
Tatsuki -- Melodrama as leading lady that kicks butt (like the Charlie's Angels or good Bond Girls)
Little Tiger -- Musical as the sad lonely waif

19.　When she is feeling down, what would she say?
Fujiko -- "I need to go steal something, more money would cheer me up." Alternately she'd sing something to cheer herself up.
Nico Robin -- "I want to live!"
Tatsuki -- "I will still protect you"
Little Tiger -- "Life goes on"

20.　When she is feeling down, what would you WANT her to say?
Fujiko -- *shoots off gun into pillow* "Hmm you're right Jigen, that was fun"
Nico Robin -- *sticks chopsticks up nose* "Dareshishishi"
Tatsuki -- "You don't realize it but I love you."
Little Tiger -- "Dude, wtf man? That's not fair *kicks things*"

21. What is she doing on New Year's Day?
Fujiko -- Stealing the New Year's Ball in Times Square
Nico Robin -- Celebrating with the Straw Hats
Tatsuki -- watching fireworks with Orihime
Little Tiger -- Reading a book

22.　Within her series, who is her rival?
Fujiko -- Everyone? Maybe Lupin, maybe Zenigata
Nico Robin -- Aokiji?
Tatsuki -- Hollows and Chizuru and Rukia and Orihime
Little Tiger -- Bridgette but only a little

23. Within her series, who is she closest to?
Fujiko -- Lupin
Nico Robin -- Hmmm tough call. Luffy, Nami, Zoro, Franky, Chopper, Sanji, Usopp, Brooke or... ah screw it, ALL of the straw-hats.
Tatsuki -- Orihime and Ichigo (in that order)
Little Tiger -- Polaris, Zach, and Kyrie.

24.　Within her series, who is she the LEAST closest to?
Fujiko -- Any police official that isn't Zenigata. Maybe Goemon?
Nico Robin -- Spandam *kicks him*
Tatsuki -- Aizen?
Little Tiger -- Delaney

25.　What was her greatest moment?
Fujiko -- Sticking by Lupin's side in "Hell Toupee"
Nico Robin -- Trying to kill Crocodile OR flying with her hand wings
Tatsuki -- Dragon and the Princess (defending Orihime)
Little Tiger -- Stopping Delaney's horde

26.　What is your favourite line?
Fujiko -- "You know that man?" (Lady Clarisse in reference to Lupin) "Only too well. Sometimes we're allies, at others we're enemies, occasionally we're even lovers..." "He walked out on you?" (Clarisse) "Oh hardly. I walked out on him."
Nico Robin -- "I have a new dream now" (in reference to her dream of letting her crew live)
Tatsuki -- "Vivaciousness? Die. Die and come back as a sentient being." (To Chizuru)
Little Tiger -- "A wolf cub does not grow up until he learns enough about the world he lives in. How can a cub hunt with the pack unles he understands what he is doing?"

27.　What do you love most about her?
Fujiko -- Boobs and confidence, and her gold digger complex :D
Nico Robin -- Smart, studious, sad and rough life but bears up well and keeps on because of her friends
Tatsuki -- Courageous, loyal, feisty, and even though she likes Ichigo she says nothing because he's an old friend and her best friend likes him too. And she'd easily give up her life in a friend's defense without a spare thought
Little Tiger -- Wise and courageous but doesn't know it.

28.　What do you expect her to do with her life after the series?
Fujiko -- Settle down in some exotic location with Lupin and all her money
Nico Robin -- Found a school on archaeology
Tatsuki -- Hmmmm run a dojo? o_O
Little Tiger -- Keep traveling the world with Zach

29. Describe her in one word.
Fujiko -- femme-fatale
Nico Robin -- intelligent
Tatsuki -- feisty
Little Tiger -- wolf

30.　Is there anything else you would like to say about her?
Fujiko -- I'd like to know more about why she wants to steal so much (beyond the normal) hoping for a sort of Nami-like background.
Nico Robin -- (Massive MASSIVE One Piece spoilers and conjectures, skip it if you're not up chapter 524) I'm kind of surprised Kuma didn't send her back to Ohara so she could see all the books left behind? And bridge slavery? Maybe he's thinking she'll break the slaves out to freedom
Tatsuki -- Someday I hope she either finds someone else or at least gets the nerve to tell Ichigo her feelings. How cute would it be if they had lots of little shichibukai? Just saying.
Little Tiger -- Maybe my writing isn't the best and it needs a lot of revisions, but I've never regretted her :)

(no subject)

Pick 10 characters of your favorite fandom & answer the questions :3

1. Smoker (One Piece)
2. Ace (One Piece)
3. Zoro (One Piece)
4. Zorro (Mexican Bandito)
5. Ryoga (Ranma 1/2)
6. Sanji (One Piece)
7. Fujiko (Lupin III)
8. Silk (Belgariad/Mallorean)
9. Jigen (Lupin III)
10. Zenigata (Lupin III)

Let’s get started!

If Nr. 4 (Zorro) and Nr. 9 (Jigen) go to the cinema what film would they choose? Popcorn or sweets?
-- Popcorn and um "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"

Nr. 1, (Smoker) Nr. 3 (Zoro) and Nr. 10 (Zenigata) are baking a cake together. What sort of cake are they making? How will it taste?
-- The cake of JUSTICE!!! And it'll taste strangely like ramen, oni-giri and ice cream.

You wake up in the middle of the night and see, how Nr. 2 (Ace) and Nr. 7 (Fujiko) are fighting. Nr. 2 lies on the ground injured. How will Nr. 7 react and what are you doing?
-- Fujiko would probably be ticked that Ace doesn't have much money and I'd try to bandage Ace and then kick Fujiko in the head "We don't kill friends especially when they're dirt-poor!!"

Nr. 8 (Silk) makes a mix tape for Nr. 4. (Zorro) What songs does he/she choose?
-- That is truly odd. Um... Some James Bond songs, songs about horses and moonlit nights, maybe some Duncan Sheik "Such Reveries" and then at the end some sort of crazy joke song that I'm not creative enough to come up with.

Describe Nr. 5 (Ryoga) in one word.
P-Chan!

How shows Nr. 3 (Zoro) his/her love towards Nr. 10 (Zenigata)?
Swords? Mini-juttes perhaps. Yeah it'd be all, "I'm giving you sword-breakers because I trust you." And Zenigata would be all "Trust this!" and try to the break the sword only it's not that easily broken and Zoro would be all, "Haha sucker! I knew you were trying to capture me! *escape*"

Nr. 2 (Ace) is pregnant. Who is the father?
Smoker. Poor bad confused Smoker.

Nr. 7 (Fujiko) betrays Nr. 3 (Zoro) with Nr. 1 (Smoker), who’s in a relationship with Nr. 10 (Zenigata). Nr. 4 admits to you (Zorro), that he/she likes Nr. 7 (Fujiko). What is your first reaction?
a), typical of Fujiko.
b) I can so see Smoker and Zenigata in a great friendship.
c) Go get her Zorro. Bring rubies.

What would happen if Nr. 9 (Jigen) and Nr. 5 (Ryoga) were catapulted into the Middle Ages together?
Jigen would end up being like a strange awesome Robin Hood and Ryoga would be very very lost. Also, have to run away from being eaten all the time. So relaly not much would change for him.

Nr. 2 (Ace) has depressions. What will Nr. 8 (Silk) do to help him/her?
a) Break him out of prison
b) Find Blackbeard
c) Help backstab Blackbeard

Nr. 6, (Sanji) Nr. 3 (Zoro) and Nr. 9 (Jigen) are drunk and pass by a Love Hotel. What will happen next?
They get more drunk and fall asleep on chairs because they couldn't agree on who gets the bed and kept fighting but were to drunk to do anything.

Will Nr. 6 (Sanji) be a good president?
Strangely, I'm going to say yes. Yes he would.

Nr. 8 (Silk) is now a member of Scientology…
hahahaha no, he's just trying to con THEM out of all their money. And succeeding. He's crazy like that

And Nr. 1 is Miss Universe…
-- :D :D :D Oh Smoker... You always were a pretty one *dies of laughter* That's not right. No one is more manly than Smoker. o_O

Nr. 4, (Zorro) Nr. 2 (Ace) and Nr. 10 (Zenigata) are sitting in the same train compartment. What are they doing for not getting bored?
a) Playing cards
b) writing songs
c) discussing philosophy

What lies on Nr. 5, (Ryoga) Nr. 6 (Sanji) and Nr. 7 (Fujiko) on their nightstands?
Ryoga's has travel mementos. Sanji's has mirror, hair products, eyebrow curler, a diary, and a secret book on how to pick up chicks. Fujiko's has jewlry boxes and machine gun rounds.

If Nr. 3 (Zoro) got a house/apartment/big fancy restaurant just what could (s)he afford and what would it be like?
A shack way down the Grand Line where he'd raise little swords-kids. But he'd be broke, still trying to pay off interest to Nami.

Nr. 2 (Ace) and Nr. 6 (Sanji) have a child together. How’s Nr. 7s (Fujiko) reaction about this fact?
Boys can't have kids o_O And then she might blackmail them.

What’s in the bathroom of Nr. 8(Silk)?
Daggers.

Nr. 1 (Smoker) and Nr. 4 (Zorro) are participating on the Olympic Games. Which discipline do they choose and are they successful?
Hmmmm. Zorro would pick fencing (or would he? Because if he won people would be suspicious and know him. Unless they let him enter masked and all secretive-like) and Equestrian (though same problem)
Smoker could easily go into row crew, boxing, sailing, baseball, wrestling, judo, maybe weight lifting but probably not any of the others.

And who will come to encourage them?
Me!!! <3 Oh you mean characters? Um Luffy, Zenigata, Bernardo... *shifty eyes* me.

You are coming home from an hard day and find Nr. 1 (Smoker) and Nr. 6 (Sanji) on your bed. Feeding each other strawberries. You…?
Raise an eyebrow and join them eating strawberries. I'll feed myself though.

Why do you hate Nr. 5?(Ryoga)
*gasp* I could NEVER hate Ryoga!!! And there is nothing I don't like about him *crosses arms grumpily*

You see Nr. 10 (Zenigata) cry. Why is he/she crying?
Probably because Lupin insulted his weight. :( That Lupin is so mean.

Would Nr. 8 (Silk) ever rape Nr. 2(Ace)?
O_o The heck? Not even if he got paid half the money in the world. And he owns about that. Now vice versa though... hahahahah I kid.

Fandom Sins Meme (I'm very bored)

Vanity
(Self inserts, mary sues, and the likes)
[X] Written a self-insert fic?
[] Given an in-series character your hobbies, likes, or dislikes?
[X] Created a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu?
[] ... And then zealously denied they were one? (Hey now, I'll admit that I'm bad like that)
[] Invented and populated an alternate universe so complex it might as well be an original novel?
[] ...And then eventually decided to make it into an original novel?
[] Claimed a given character as YOUR boyfriend/girlfriend/exclusive drooling property?

Avarice
(the money you've shelled out for fandom goodies)
[X] Gone without basic necessities to get fandom necessities instead?
[X] Spent over a hundred dollars on fandom related good at once?
[] ...Over five hundred?
[X] Purchased dvds, doujinshi, manga, etc. directly from Japan?
[X] ... when you don't speak/can't read Japanese?
[X] Bought music, food, cherry flavored lube because you saw your favorite character enjoy it in series?
[] ...Because you saw it in a fic?

Envy
(Cosplay and mimicking characters)
[] Cosplayed an age/gender/weight/body inappropriate character?
[] Cosplayed a character you know nothing about?
[] Cosplayed as a love interest of your favorite character just to get cosplay attention from said character?
[] Made out with someone because of who they cosplayed?
[] Stalked some one online/at a con/at school, because of who they cosplayed/RP/remind you of?
[] Claimed a character as your muse/soulbond/head mate?
[] Claimed you ARE a given character? <- But only jokingly

Wrath
(Flame wars, shipping, and other rage inspired by fandom)
[X] Started or been involved in a flame war over a pairing?
[] ... Over someone not writing/RPing a favorite character "right"?
[] ... Over someone claiming 'your' character as theirs?
[] Written a fic just to bash a character you don't like?
[] ...and killed them horribly in the fic?
[] Hated a ship or character because of someone who supports/RPs it?
[] Ended a friendship because you don't ship the same things?

Lust
(PRON)
[X] Written/RPed/drawn lemon as a virgin?
[] Used something you read in a fic/RP on your RL boy/girlfirend?
[X] Wrote a completely impossible crack pairing smut which became a fandom staple?
[X] Can you recommend fics by kink?
[X] Suggested something on a kink meme and then fulfilled your own request?'
[X] Written/enjoyed a kink that completely squicks you in RL?
[X] Discovered a kink because of fandom?

Gluttony
(All nighters and other gluttonous consumption of fandom goodies)
[] Watched an entire series in one sitting?
[] ...And it was more than twenty episodes?
[] Eaten only anime-related foods (pocky, suchi, etc.) during a marathon?
[] Played any sort of anime drinking game?
[] ...Created an anime drinking game?
[] Applied for a character in an RP just so that no one else could RP them?
[] Claimed all the fics for your fandom/pairing in a kink meme?

Sloth
(Blowing shit off you need to do for fandom things)
[] Stayed up all night RPing/reading fic/watching anime/playing video games when you had school/work the next day?
[] Asked for an extension on something you didn't do because you were reading fic/RPing/watching anime?
[] Read fic or RPed while at school/work?
[] ...And it was smut?
[] Made things up because you were too lazy to check series facts for your fic?
[] Filled out a fandom related meme when you should have been working/doing homework?
[] Created a fandom related meme when you should have been working/doing homework?


Ranking:

0-7: Fandom Virgin - You are a pure, untouched soul. You've never been in fandom before. In fact, you probably aren't sure what it is... Just don't ask us to be gentle, okay?

8-14: Fandom Saint - You're a saint! You've done so little wrong in fandom! ... In fact, you're kind of boring. Go out and write some smut already!

15-21: Repentant Sinner - You've made your mistakes in the past, but you're ready to let that go. With some good fic or fanart, you'll be in the fandom gods good graces again. Now get on your knees and show me just how sorry you really are.

22-28: Middle Way - You're a walking contradiction. For every good fic and thoughtful review there's a flame and a self-insert to balance it. You're a fence-sitter, neither good nor bad, though you have the potential for both. So make up your damn mind already!

29-35: Bad Influence - You're certainly not the worst that fandom has to offer, but your fandom soul is more than slightly tarnished. In fact, you might be responsible for the corruption of others. But you probably don't feel sorry about it.

36-42: Damned Sinner - Where am I? Where are we going? And why am I in this fandom shaped handbasket? ... Well, at least we've got really good smut here.

43-49: Fandom Demon - You've done it all, been around the fandom block, and baby, you don't even regret it. Satan could learn a thing or two from you.

Last Fanfic meme for the night

1. Smoker (One Piece)
2. Lum (Urusei Yatsura)
3. Luffy (One Piece)
4. Ace (One Piece)
5. Ryoga (Ranma 1/2)
6. Tatsuki (Bleach)
7. Nynaeve (Wheel of Time)
8. Vin (Mistborn)
9. Leon (Petshop of Horrors)
10. Vash (Trigun)

#1 Divide the list up by even and odd. Which group of five would make a better Five Man Band (like a Power Rangers team)? Who would you slot in each position: Leader, Lancer (second-in-command), Big Guy, Smart Guy, The Chick? If you think the team would be improved by swapping one character between the even and odd groups, which ones would you switch?

Odds would better and let's see. Luffy would be leader and not even Nynaeve could deter him. But I think Smoker would be Second-in-command and since Nynaeve has the hots for the big strong scarred/grizzly type, she'd hold her peace just keep yanking the braid. Nynaeve of course would be the chick. I guess Leon would be the Big Guy (let's just make that tough guy) and Ryoga the Smart guy. As for replacing from the evens, I think it's fine and fun as is.

#2 (V1) Gender-swap 2, 8 & 10. Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?

Lum would definitely have the most story change. And I guess (ironically) Vash would have the least. And Vin sort of isn't exactly believable as a boy but I can see the fangirls going for it. Lum as a boy is just WAY too OOC so yeah.

#2 (V2) Gender-swap 5, 8 & 10. Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?

See version 1, and as for Ryoga as a girl that makes me cranky. So never never never.

#3 (V1) Compare the matchups of 1 & 8 and 5 & 9. (Ignore canon sexual preferences for the moment.) Which couple would be more compatible? Which couple would be more plausible to people from either principal's home culture?

Smoker and Vin and Ryoga and Leon. That is odd. And um wow. Um I guess Ryoga and Leon makes a little more sense? Because Leon could wind up meeting Ryoga at the Count's petshop (a pig that turns into a boy would definitely fit right at home) and since Ryoga gets lost the idea that he'd wind up in California is very plausible. But Smoker/Vin is weird and creepy. Really creepy. Plus he'd be confused by her multiple devil fruit and she'd be all "Aren't you a Smoker? Hide us from seekers!" And he'd be all "I AM a seeker! I hunt bad guys" And she'd be all "What?! *escape*" And it'd get odd.

#3 (V2) Compare the matchups of 5 & 8 and 2 & 9. (Ignore canon sexual preferences for the moment.) Which couple would be more compatible? Which couple would be more plausible to people from either principal's home culture?

Ryoga and Vin and Lum and Leon? Um I guess Ryoga and Vin might work ok-ish? Sort of... not really... maybe.

#4 (V1) Your team is 3, 4 & 9. The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?

Luffy, Ace, and Leon. Luffy gets the physical. Ace gets the social and Leon gets the mental. Good luck team.

#4 (V2) Your team is 3, 4 & 6. The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?

Luffy, Ace, and Tatsuki... hmmm... I guess I'd probably still have Ace on social, Luffy on physical and Tatsuki on mental but it'd work better.

#5 (V1) 7 becomes 1's boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?

Nynaeve becomes Smoker's boss?! :D Oh gawd. I'd pay to see that I would. That would be HILARIOUS. She'd be all "Do this!" And he'd be all "Fuck you!" And she'd be all :O!! *Aes Sedai magic smacks him around* And he'd be all, "oh yeah? Well two can play at that game *uses smoke to pull out the rug from under her*" Oh that'd be a bad working relationship. Eventually one of them would snap and kill the other.

#5 (V2) 7 becomes 5's boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?

Nynaeve becomes Ryoga's boss? Yeah that'd work better. He'd do whatever she said but eventually he'd get lost and so long as she made him a warder she could just go find him.

#6 (V1) 2 finds him/her/itself inserted into 6's continuity. As far as anyone other than 2 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 2 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky?

Lum and Tatsuki? I don't think they'd have too much trouble conjoining. Tatsuki mostly accepted the Rukia story and given she sees ghosts, aliens isn't all that out there.

#6 (V2) 1 finds him/her/itself inserted into 6's continuity. As far as anyone other than 1 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 1 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky?

Smoker winding up in Bleach would be weirder. Tatsuki would probably wind up taking Tashigi's role to make him feel more at home and because it'd work out well.

#7 (V1) 3 and 5 get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?

Luffy and Ryoga get 3 wishes that they have to agree on? Ryoga would probably agree to lifetime supply of meat that isn't pig, One Piece, so long as he could have a lifetime of love with Akane. And since two is more than one, Luffy would probably let him have the one.

#7 (V2) 3 and 7 get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?

Luffy and Nynaeve get the 3 wishes? Endless supply of food, Saving the world, and I have NO idea what would happen with the third. They might never agree.

#8 (V1) 1 and 2 are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 4. They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level, except any Code vs. Killing has been turned off. Can 4 survive? How?

Lum and Smoker kill Ace? Hmmmm That's a toughie. Smoker alone can't kill Ace, and Lum alone couldn't kill Ace but would her electricity even affect Ace if he went all fiery? And all three could "fly". Then again, Lum also has super alien weapons at disposal and Smoker has seastone. So long Ace :(

#8 (V2) 6 and 3 are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 1. They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level, except any Code vs. Killing has been turned off. Can 1 survive? How?

Tatsuki and Luffy are going to kill Smoker? That is SO not going to happen. Not ever. Because not even together they don't have things that would hurt/affect/kill him.

#9 (V1) 6, 7, 9 & 10 must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children have a merry Christmas. Who does what, knowing that at the very least the kids will be expecting a visit from Santa?

Tatsuki, Nynaeve, Leon, and Vash save an orphanage? Definitely can see that. Either Vash or Leon would be stuffed into a Santa suit, (Vash has the red coat thing and is friendlier and loves kids more but he's super skinny being a tree...) and Tatsuki would tell them ghost stories (Charles Dickens' Christmas Carol?) and Nynaeve would amuse them with the One Power and they'd all find presents of a sort.

#9 (V2) 1, 6, 7 & 9 must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children have a merry Christmas. Who does what, knowing that at the very least the kids will be expecting a visit from Santa?

Smoker, Tatsuki, Nynaeve, and Leon save an orphanage. Well hands down, Smoker winds up as a grumpy Santa who secretly likes kids and the rest would be like above.

#10 (V1) 3 and 8 are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts?

Up until "or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests" I was like dude, Vin and Luffy could totally circumnavigate the globe in 80 days. I mean pshaw. But that sidequests thing is a clincher. Luffy and Vin would definitely want to save every villagers problems along the way. They still might make it, but it'd be tight.

#10 (V2) 3 and 10 are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts?

Luffy and Vash? Same deal as Luffy and Vin. And together Luffy and Vash would be like crazy forces of MASS destruction. What's that? Taj Mahal? Woops, now it's rubble. Pricless Sphinx statue THOUSANDS of years old? Now it's missing a nose AND a paw. Too bad about that. *runs away*