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So. The usual. As always she remains determined to screw up everyone else schedules. And of COURSE her own.
Step 1: I've missed acupuncture 2 months in a row now which anyone who knows me knows = intense pain. Why? Because she's apparently had her period non-stop and the medicines she's on to fix that aren't helping. Magically. :| SO. Let's review. Her whole constantly wanting to be in the hospital hypchondria + meds = poison schitzophrenia? Yeah. That persists.
Step 2: I finally get an acupuncture appointment and wonder of wonder miracle of miracles even though it's the first day without waiting almost another month he can do, it MAGICALLY then becomes the day she has to go back to school. Sucks to be me because according to INSANE sister, she only has a 5 hour windowframe that absolutely MUST be done during that time. I asked my Mom to double check, a lot. Because since when do colleges only make you check in during 5 hours on ONE DAY of an entire year and nothing else. Sounds fishy.
Step 3: Boyfriend goes back to Long Island today. Laura begs to go with. None are surprised, all refuse because she's got all her going back to school crap in the car + his suit case + himself = no fucking room for someone of her extreme size. Yeah.
Step 4: Let's see. How on Earth could she mess this one up when he already delayed a little from a hurricane? Well since when will Laura be outdone by hurricanes. Uh-huh. So he calls her doctor saying she's still bleeding omfg and what should she do~~~? Doctor tells her they fucking switched prescriptions a DAY ago and give it some fucking time. Laura decides she has to go to the HOSPITAL anyway. :| She tries to call my Mom who is keeping her cell phone off because who wants to deal with 15 calls a day from my sister? No one. NO ONE. So instead she asks ME for my bf's cell phone number. :| :| No. I tell her no. She found it anyway. I ask why, all she would say is that Mom's keeping her cell phone off which I already knew.
Oh well, since when are off cell phones specifically to avoid my sister a deterrant to her? She calls my bf and has the discussions that was apparently super private in front of me ANYWAY even though I'd rather she didn't. :| So she calls to say she's scheduling a doctor appointment tomorrow morning and will have to delay going to school a couple hours.
Step 5: HUH!?!?! Whooooa. HOLD IT. What the fuck happened to all the "omfg but I CAN'T delay it at all!!!!!! Or move it up! Waaaah wah wah"? :| Yeah. :| So. When it comes to her being crazy. THEN it's movable. Oh. OF COURSE.
Step 6: Mom tells Laura to call her school on hours yet again. Presumably because they did as they CLAIMED and double-checked hours before and thus this is to remind Laura that no can do. Laura called the school. And here comes the kicker: Turns out check in to the school starts TODAY. Oh yes. It gets better of course. It starts today, has no specific hours of when it needs to end but Laura has to get there today because omfg she REALLY REALLY WANTS TO. :|
Step 7: Laura freaks out that she HAS to get there tonight and calls Mom back, ignoring the Dr. appointment she already made with the excuse of "No big deal I have one on Labor Day anyway" (the hell? then why were you going to push back tomorrow?!?!) and freaks out that my Mom is in CT. Well duh. Now I'd like to again point out if they'd done what they CLAIMED to do and double-checked, this would be a lovely non-issue.
Step 8: Laura bitched to my father about the injustice of Mom bringing my bf to the ferry when she has to go back to school EVEN THOUGH 2 fucking hours earlier she'd been insisting that she couldn't go UNTIL tomorrow :| :| And my Dad reminds her he told her this before. Told my MOM this before. Yes. He KNEW she COULD go back tonight and told them and they blew him off. I'm thrilled. So very thrilled.
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Do I get to go to acupuncture tomorrow? Hypothetically yes. BUT at THIS point. I'm sure Laura will magically forget 95% of her stuff including forms and DEMAND my Mom rush over there to bring them to her with the insistence that it can't possibly wait another hour even though if it was that important she should be spending her time now to GET those forms together.
Mm-hm.
Step 1: I've missed acupuncture 2 months in a row now which anyone who knows me knows = intense pain. Why? Because she's apparently had her period non-stop and the medicines she's on to fix that aren't helping. Magically. :| SO. Let's review. Her whole constantly wanting to be in the hospital hypchondria + meds = poison schitzophrenia? Yeah. That persists.
Step 2: I finally get an acupuncture appointment and wonder of wonder miracle of miracles even though it's the first day without waiting almost another month he can do, it MAGICALLY then becomes the day she has to go back to school. Sucks to be me because according to INSANE sister, she only has a 5 hour windowframe that absolutely MUST be done during that time. I asked my Mom to double check, a lot. Because since when do colleges only make you check in during 5 hours on ONE DAY of an entire year and nothing else. Sounds fishy.
Step 3: Boyfriend goes back to Long Island today. Laura begs to go with. None are surprised, all refuse because she's got all her going back to school crap in the car + his suit case + himself = no fucking room for someone of her extreme size. Yeah.
Step 4: Let's see. How on Earth could she mess this one up when he already delayed a little from a hurricane? Well since when will Laura be outdone by hurricanes. Uh-huh. So he calls her doctor saying she's still bleeding omfg and what should she do~~~? Doctor tells her they fucking switched prescriptions a DAY ago and give it some fucking time. Laura decides she has to go to the HOSPITAL anyway. :| She tries to call my Mom who is keeping her cell phone off because who wants to deal with 15 calls a day from my sister? No one. NO ONE. So instead she asks ME for my bf's cell phone number. :| :| No. I tell her no. She found it anyway. I ask why, all she would say is that Mom's keeping her cell phone off which I already knew.
Oh well, since when are off cell phones specifically to avoid my sister a deterrant to her? She calls my bf and has the discussions that was apparently super private in front of me ANYWAY even though I'd rather she didn't. :| So she calls to say she's scheduling a doctor appointment tomorrow morning and will have to delay going to school a couple hours.
Step 5: HUH!?!?! Whooooa. HOLD IT. What the fuck happened to all the "omfg but I CAN'T delay it at all!!!!!! Or move it up! Waaaah wah wah"? :| Yeah. :| So. When it comes to her being crazy. THEN it's movable. Oh. OF COURSE.
Step 6: Mom tells Laura to call her school on hours yet again. Presumably because they did as they CLAIMED and double-checked hours before and thus this is to remind Laura that no can do. Laura called the school. And here comes the kicker: Turns out check in to the school starts TODAY. Oh yes. It gets better of course. It starts today, has no specific hours of when it needs to end but Laura has to get there today because omfg she REALLY REALLY WANTS TO. :|
Step 7: Laura freaks out that she HAS to get there tonight and calls Mom back, ignoring the Dr. appointment she already made with the excuse of "No big deal I have one on Labor Day anyway" (the hell? then why were you going to push back tomorrow?!?!) and freaks out that my Mom is in CT. Well duh. Now I'd like to again point out if they'd done what they CLAIMED to do and double-checked, this would be a lovely non-issue.
Step 8: Laura bitched to my father about the injustice of Mom bringing my bf to the ferry when she has to go back to school EVEN THOUGH 2 fucking hours earlier she'd been insisting that she couldn't go UNTIL tomorrow :| :| And my Dad reminds her he told her this before. Told my MOM this before. Yes. He KNEW she COULD go back tonight and told them and they blew him off. I'm thrilled. So very thrilled.
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Do I get to go to acupuncture tomorrow? Hypothetically yes. BUT at THIS point. I'm sure Laura will magically forget 95% of her stuff including forms and DEMAND my Mom rush over there to bring them to her with the insistence that it can't possibly wait another hour even though if it was that important she should be spending her time now to GET those forms together.
Mm-hm.
