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silverwolfcc) wrote2005-03-05 01:00 am
silverwolfcc) wrote2005-03-05 01:00 am
Bad night that only got worse
Bah. Guys suck. So do migraines. And I've had it over my head with both of them. *sigh*
So my Dad's now DMing a game once a week or so and tonight met a 15 year old total newb who reminded me so much of Eddie I HAD to post this poem again
There is this kid I know – the most annoying kid in the world
He never shuts up and every word out of his mouth is absurd
“Did you know the world actually revolves around the sun?”
“Did you know that you get eleven if you add one plus one?”
Why can’t he stop talking? Or at least say something that makes sense??
Why does he keep coming in our yard and jumping over the fence?
“Michael Jackson is my hero – all that stuff they say is lies”
“Is it your birthday? No? Too bad, I’m still gonna yell: SURPRISE!”
Why can’t he just go away and never ever come back?
Or swim in shark infested waters and become a small snack . . .
“I can dance like Elvis Presley, thank you, thank you very much”
“Don’t you just love me? Admit it, you hunger for my touch”
Surely if I threw him off a cliff, his parents wouldn’t mind
His short mangled body they would never ever find . . .
“I like to kick animals – especially ones that are cute and fluffy”
“Are you sure you’re ok? You’re looking a bit mangy and scruffy.”
If I use my majorette sword on him, would the world even care?
They might even honor me, give me presents, or make me a millionaire . . .
“Cheerleaders are so hot but majorettes totally suck”
“Can you get my head out of this fence? I think it might be stuck”
If I was to practice my boxing skills on him and mash his little face in
Would my parents, my priest, perhaps even God, consider it a sin?
“Hey look! The snow is all yellow, it looks like someone peed in it!”
“You know that thing you keep calling your face, are you sure it’s not a zit?”
Please God -- just end this torment called the kid next door
Before I go crazy and turn him into blood and gore
-- I tried to tolerate this but my god... sooooooooo annoying! And maybe I just already had my patience worn down from other things and migraine but I don't care. *sigh* I want sleep. On the bright side, 6 people checked out my website and I haven't a clue who did :) And considering I haven't even fixed up my buttons or submitted it to any search engines yet, that's pretty damn good. And I got another 2 or 3 chapters (Pen4) added this week so that's good too :) I won't let this affect me. I will be happy. Because I want to be :) Goals for tomorrow: get through Ranma books, ignore all distractions, refuse to talk to Luis.
So my Dad's now DMing a game once a week or so and tonight met a 15 year old total newb who reminded me so much of Eddie I HAD to post this poem again
There is this kid I know – the most annoying kid in the world
He never shuts up and every word out of his mouth is absurd
“Did you know the world actually revolves around the sun?”
“Did you know that you get eleven if you add one plus one?”
Why can’t he stop talking? Or at least say something that makes sense??
Why does he keep coming in our yard and jumping over the fence?
“Michael Jackson is my hero – all that stuff they say is lies”
“Is it your birthday? No? Too bad, I’m still gonna yell: SURPRISE!”
Why can’t he just go away and never ever come back?
Or swim in shark infested waters and become a small snack . . .
“I can dance like Elvis Presley, thank you, thank you very much”
“Don’t you just love me? Admit it, you hunger for my touch”
Surely if I threw him off a cliff, his parents wouldn’t mind
His short mangled body they would never ever find . . .
“I like to kick animals – especially ones that are cute and fluffy”
“Are you sure you’re ok? You’re looking a bit mangy and scruffy.”
If I use my majorette sword on him, would the world even care?
They might even honor me, give me presents, or make me a millionaire . . .
“Cheerleaders are so hot but majorettes totally suck”
“Can you get my head out of this fence? I think it might be stuck”
If I was to practice my boxing skills on him and mash his little face in
Would my parents, my priest, perhaps even God, consider it a sin?
“Hey look! The snow is all yellow, it looks like someone peed in it!”
“You know that thing you keep calling your face, are you sure it’s not a zit?”
Please God -- just end this torment called the kid next door
Before I go crazy and turn him into blood and gore
-- I tried to tolerate this but my god... sooooooooo annoying! And maybe I just already had my patience worn down from other things and migraine but I don't care. *sigh* I want sleep. On the bright side, 6 people checked out my website and I haven't a clue who did :) And considering I haven't even fixed up my buttons or submitted it to any search engines yet, that's pretty damn good. And I got another 2 or 3 chapters (Pen4) added this week so that's good too :) I won't let this affect me. I will be happy. Because I want to be :) Goals for tomorrow: get through Ranma books, ignore all distractions, refuse to talk to Luis.