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silverwolfcc) wrote2006-11-09 05:45 am
silverwolfcc) wrote2006-11-09 05:45 am
Luffy drabbles
Okay time for some Luffy drabbles.
1. Title: Shoebox
Characters: Luffy and Sanji
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Theme: BNL #2: Shoebox
Luffy crawled under the couch and pulled up the loose board where Sanji’s hidden a shoebox he’d brought along from the Baratie. He SAID it was a shoebox, but Luffy knew better. The only thing people would hide from their shipmates was candy. Meat candy! And Luffy was determined to eat it. He was about to open the lid when, "NO!!! LUFFY! GET AWAY FROM MY SHOEBOX!" Sanji roared furiously before kicking Luffy and stuffing the box back. Defeated, the captain slunk away to try again later while Sanji checked his box of recipes to make sure nothing was missing.
2. Title: Spider in the Boy's Room
Rating G
Characters: The boys
Theme BNL #3: Spider in My Room
Word Count: 100
Notes: In Jaya you find out that Sanji doesn't like spiders and Luffy and Usopp collect bugs. (crazy boys) Hack, I know you don't like Usopp but I couldn't resist on this one.
Usopp tried to keep from giggling under his breath. He and Luffy had discovered a giant hairy spider on the last island and instantly came up with the perfect April Fool's Day plan to get Sanji back for the hot sauce omelettes from last year. Luffy put the tarantula on the sleeping chef's face and they hightailed it out before Sanji could catch and kill them. But the plan backfired as Sanji kicked it directly into Usopp's face which then puffed up from the poisonous bite and when Zoro killed the frightened spider, Luffy got sad about his murdered pet.
3. Title: Another Postcard with Chimpanzees
Rating: G
Characters: Nami and Luffy and Sanji and Zoro talking about Luffy (mentions of Shoujo and Masira ... whom you, Hack, don't know about.... doh. Okay these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saruyama_Alliance are them. Well minus Montblanc Cricket. As you can see... they look like Monkeys. They also act like monkeys and there are a ton of puns about it and Luffy's incredible monkey-ness shines through around them.
Theme: BNL #4: Another Postcard
Word Count: 100
Author's Note: The lyrics to this song played heavily on my writing of it so I put the lyrics at the bottom (also in another seperate cut)
As the mail seagull dropped off Nami's newspaper As the mail seagull dropped off Nami's newspaper subscription a postcard also flew down. "Oh! Who's it from; Ace?" Luffy asked she picked it up.
Sanji only had to glance at the fishing monkey to know without even reading it, "The Salvage Brothers."
Zoro rolled his eyes, "I don't get why they keep sending us chimpanzees." Every postcard they'd received from the brothers had a monkey dressed in crazy ways on the front. "Don't they know we already have one?" Sanji and Zoro shared a pointed stare at their monkey of a captain as he scratched his head in confusion.
Another Postcard
By Barenaked Ladies
You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
And all of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.
Some chimps in swimsuits,
Some chimps are swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots
Some chimps that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch chimps
A chimp who's sitting on the can.
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me, maybe she's sending me, just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight.
Some chimps in hard hats
Chimps a-working on a chain gang
Some chimps who love cats
Burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing chimp,
A chimp in black like a goth
A goin' fishin' chimp
A British chimp in the *accent* bath.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.
Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come, and they come, they won't leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
*background* Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Starsky and Hutch chimps
A chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
Some chimps in mustangs
Some chimps in chain gangs
I got a birthday wishin' chimp, and i got a goin' fishin' chimp
4. Title: Bull in a China Shop
Rating: G
Characters: Sanji and Zoro in referece to Luffy
Theme: BNL #5: Bull in a China Shop (where is that cd?)
Word Count: 100
"Uh-oh," Sanji and Zoro said as the read the sign two minutes before Luffy.
"Oh no," Nami whispered a silent prayer.
"We're doomed," murmured Usopp.
"MEAT!!!!" Luffy shouted with glee as he saw the shop titled, "The Largest and Best Butcher and Deli Shop in all of the Grand Line."
Sanji sighed, "Like a kid in a candy store."
Zoro agreed, "A bull in a china shop."
"We can't afford all that!!!" Nami cried attempting to grab Luffy by the scruff of the neck before he could run in and devour everything in sight but Luffy was too busy drooling to listen.
I'm good for now... my head is spnning like crazy... I went to try to look upstairs for BLAM and got an asthma attack from SOME sort of chemcial allergy... And since I couldn't breathe and was beginning to faint I had to get my Mom's help... and I'm still not all good. meep.
1. Title: Shoebox
Characters: Luffy and Sanji
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Theme: BNL #2: Shoebox
Luffy crawled under the couch and pulled up the loose board where Sanji’s hidden a shoebox he’d brought along from the Baratie. He SAID it was a shoebox, but Luffy knew better. The only thing people would hide from their shipmates was candy. Meat candy! And Luffy was determined to eat it. He was about to open the lid when, "NO!!! LUFFY! GET AWAY FROM MY SHOEBOX!" Sanji roared furiously before kicking Luffy and stuffing the box back. Defeated, the captain slunk away to try again later while Sanji checked his box of recipes to make sure nothing was missing.
2. Title: Spider in the Boy's Room
Rating G
Characters: The boys
Theme BNL #3: Spider in My Room
Word Count: 100
Notes: In Jaya you find out that Sanji doesn't like spiders and Luffy and Usopp collect bugs. (crazy boys) Hack, I know you don't like Usopp but I couldn't resist on this one.
Usopp tried to keep from giggling under his breath. He and Luffy had discovered a giant hairy spider on the last island and instantly came up with the perfect April Fool's Day plan to get Sanji back for the hot sauce omelettes from last year. Luffy put the tarantula on the sleeping chef's face and they hightailed it out before Sanji could catch and kill them. But the plan backfired as Sanji kicked it directly into Usopp's face which then puffed up from the poisonous bite and when Zoro killed the frightened spider, Luffy got sad about his murdered pet.
3. Title: Another Postcard with Chimpanzees
Rating: G
Characters: Nami and Luffy and Sanji and Zoro talking about Luffy (mentions of Shoujo and Masira ... whom you, Hack, don't know about.... doh. Okay these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saruyama_Alliance are them. Well minus Montblanc Cricket. As you can see... they look like Monkeys. They also act like monkeys and there are a ton of puns about it and Luffy's incredible monkey-ness shines through around them.
Theme: BNL #4: Another Postcard
Word Count: 100
Author's Note: The lyrics to this song played heavily on my writing of it so I put the lyrics at the bottom (also in another seperate cut)
As the mail seagull dropped off Nami's newspaper As the mail seagull dropped off Nami's newspaper subscription a postcard also flew down. "Oh! Who's it from; Ace?" Luffy asked she picked it up.
Sanji only had to glance at the fishing monkey to know without even reading it, "The Salvage Brothers."
Zoro rolled his eyes, "I don't get why they keep sending us chimpanzees." Every postcard they'd received from the brothers had a monkey dressed in crazy ways on the front. "Don't they know we already have one?" Sanji and Zoro shared a pointed stare at their monkey of a captain as he scratched his head in confusion.
Another Postcard
By Barenaked Ladies
You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
And all of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.
Some chimps in swimsuits,
Some chimps are swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots
Some chimps that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch chimps
A chimp who's sitting on the can.
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me, maybe she's sending me, just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight.
Some chimps in hard hats
Chimps a-working on a chain gang
Some chimps who love cats
Burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing chimp,
A chimp in black like a goth
A goin' fishin' chimp
A British chimp in the *accent* bath.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.
Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come, and they come, they won't leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
*background* Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Starsky and Hutch chimps
A chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
Some chimps in mustangs
Some chimps in chain gangs
I got a birthday wishin' chimp, and i got a goin' fishin' chimp
4. Title: Bull in a China Shop
Rating: G
Characters: Sanji and Zoro in referece to Luffy
Theme: BNL #5: Bull in a China Shop (where is that cd?)
Word Count: 100
"Uh-oh," Sanji and Zoro said as the read the sign two minutes before Luffy.
"Oh no," Nami whispered a silent prayer.
"We're doomed," murmured Usopp.
"MEAT!!!!" Luffy shouted with glee as he saw the shop titled, "The Largest and Best Butcher and Deli Shop in all of the Grand Line."
Sanji sighed, "Like a kid in a candy store."
Zoro agreed, "A bull in a china shop."
"We can't afford all that!!!" Nami cried attempting to grab Luffy by the scruff of the neck before he could run in and devour everything in sight but Luffy was too busy drooling to listen.
I'm good for now... my head is spnning like crazy... I went to try to look upstairs for BLAM and got an asthma attack from SOME sort of chemcial allergy... And since I couldn't breathe and was beginning to faint I had to get my Mom's help... and I'm still not all good. meep.