*Ahem* This is why you don't do crackfic kids. Also the story of how Moosey banned me from MSPaint

This is a story. A horribly bad written, on purposely AWFUL, tongue-in-cheek lulz at the fail, lulz more at the stick figures.... Smoker/Ace story.

Alas, it is not even Smoker/Ace... for it is... The Adventure of Chaser and Trace. Once upon at time there was a Smoker fangirl named Silver (who had a brother named Moosey who tried to be the voice of sanity) and an evil dubbing corporation called 4Kids. Upon the destruction of her favorite character, Silver snapped slightly. Rather horribly. Her brother tried to salvage the pieces, but alas it was too late.

THIS. Is the results.

WARNING FOR BRAIN-HURTING CRACK, TRAUMA, SQUICK-OUT, and everything that you ever hated about 4Kids except for Sanji's lollipop. ♥ You've been warned~

( Posted here in 3 parts because linking from ASMB is a bitch )